Monday, December 8, 2008

For All of You Who've Been Kicked to the Curb!

Welcome to the one place on earth where we all feel your pain. Basically that's because we are all wearing the same size 12 shoe prints on our asses placed there by that most vile and despicable of entities - the Boss!

I salute you Middle Class America because you are the only socio-economic class in this country that wears foot to ass prints with supreme dignity and pride. So used to being kicked by various influences in our lives that it has become second nature. In fact, many of us have had it done to us so many times that we have developed it to an art form. I would like to take this moment to invite those stawart individuals who I like to call the most financially successful professional bums on earth to share their survival tips state by state to those hapless new brothers in arms that the economy has placed on our doorsteps.

We need to all stick together because, regardless of whom the Federal Government bails out, we are the only things standing between remaining the greatest country on Earth and being an economic shopping mall for the rest of the planet. The rich and affluent aren't going to help us and the poor can't even help themselves. So we need to band together in this time of utter contempt for the American Worker since we are the only thing holding this country together.

This is our website where we can band together to survive the economic crisis we are in and basically just keep each others heads above water. No one is going to do it for us so here is your chance to share what will undoubtedly be the best advice available. Feel free to share what works and what doesn't wherever you are. Talk to us and tell us your story and how it made you feel. Share with us your success story and what put you Back in Black because the rest of us poor underappreciated schmucks don't have a clue what to do next and taking advice from Mr. Jubak really isn't cutting it. And if you are still unemployed and underappreciated, know that you are one of us and your sharing is welcome here anytime (Unless you are a pampered UAW worker sitting on 97% of your income. Get your own damn blog!).

Please remember to keep your methods and recommendations legal. We don't want anyone breaking the law to survive even though it seems to be rising as an industry faster than a .com in the 80's. And while we all feel the intense need to vent and pour out our deepest bad feelings in such moments, please keep the invictives to a minimum.

So tell me you poor unfortunate souls..who did this to you, what excuse did they give you, and what are you going to do about it?

p.s. construction industry cast offs have a special place in my heart because...I am one.

1 comment:

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